I killed thousands of grey aliens while playing UFO: Enemy Unknown (or XCOM: UFO Defense for the Johnny-come-lateleys). Blew the shit out of them. I never had documentaries made about me. Where's my parade?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
