(July 17, 2011 at 7:29 pm)Judas BentHer Wrote:(July 17, 2011 at 6:10 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: It means you are just not sexy enough to have sex with the living.Ah I see. One would hope a rotting putrid corpse would always be found to be lacking sex appeal.
That would be the optimist in me hoping to never encounter a necrophiliac who would argue differently, of course.
As Rhizo said: it's got to be fresh. When someone has just died... they still have all the sexy fluids in their body.
And they are completely obedient and will do all the weird shit with you ^_^
I've been known to kill people while they are having sex with me... especially if they aren't any good. It's when they've been rotting and dead for a long time and they've lost all sorts of body parts (like tongues, privates, asshole, meat, fingernails, and brittle teeth) that they become no fun. Or rather... less fun. Less fun by a tongue, less fun by a private or three, less fun by an asshole, less fun by some meat... etc.
And the long dead carry the diseases of that time... so you have to be somewhat careful. Unless...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvLFROmNLsc
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
