I remember reading about someone, in a gay mag I think, who wanted his arse spotless... so he cleaned the inside of his arse with his finger, with soap. I think it was on the problem page and I think he was concerned whether it was necessary and/or safe to do so... can't remember the answer though... and if it was the magazine 'Attitude' it wouldn't be worth much anyway... cos all the agony aunt (well queen really
) ever gave was, well, attitude

