A great white shark was showing his son how to hunt human swimmers.
"The first thing you do," says the father, "Is swim at them from the front with only your fin protruding from the water. At the last minute you dive under the water."
He demonstrated this to his son on a pair of unlucky swimmers.
"Then you circle them a couple of time, still with only your fin out of the water but circling closer each time. After that you come up from beneath them and enjoy your meal."
Again, he demonstrated and this time they ate happily.
After the meal the son asked, "That was great, Dad, but why do we do all of that before eating them? Why don't we just eat them straight away?"
"Because, son," says the father patiently, they taste better with no shit in them."l
"The first thing you do," says the father, "Is swim at them from the front with only your fin protruding from the water. At the last minute you dive under the water."
He demonstrated this to his son on a pair of unlucky swimmers.
"Then you circle them a couple of time, still with only your fin out of the water but circling closer each time. After that you come up from beneath them and enjoy your meal."
Again, he demonstrated and this time they ate happily.
After the meal the son asked, "That was great, Dad, but why do we do all of that before eating them? Why don't we just eat them straight away?"
"Because, son," says the father patiently, they taste better with no shit in them."l
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
