joke time

[ignoramus]

An oldie but a goodie...

A rich, dying man was on his deathbed and requested to be joined at his bedside by his vicar, his accountant and his lawyer.

He told them that when he passes away he wanted to be buried with the rest of his money and gave them each $100,000. He asked them to throw the money on top of his coffin in the burial plot at his funeral.

A few days later the man passed away and was buried within the week. At the wake, the three men were chatting and the vicar was suddenly overcome with guilt. He confessed to the other two that he had only thrown half of the money onto the coffin because the church needed urgent repairs to the roof. The accountant also confessed that he too had only thrown half the money into the coffin, as he was behind on his mortgage payments and needed some money to stop his house being repossessed. The lawyer jumped up and said to the other two, ‘I think that is a shameful act on both of you. I threw a check in for the full amount!”