There are more American Atheists than we thought

[Edwardo Piet]

Well, not quite, unless you count deists as atheists. They somehow seem capable of imagining all contradictory beliefs as true at the same time.

I thought deists just believed in an impersonal God.  Like, he pooped out the universe, then went back to his life harassing women in the universe he came from, leaving this one to develop on its own.  Something like that anyway.

Yeah deists do just believe in an impersonal god.

But they're still atheists in the sense of atheism that Magi suggested.