(May 19, 2017 at 11:16 am)Brian37 Wrote: Little known history of 80s Rock band "Yes", the record company rejected one of the song's original lyrics.
Owner of a lonely fart
Maker of a stinky fart
Owner of a smelly FAAAA-ART
Say you don't want to smell it
You cut one before
Evil in the air
No Fabreeze to be found
Record company said "Naw, we'll pass on this one".
Did you know there was a Beatles "Urinal Song" that was cut from one of their albums and the lyrics re-written?
It went:
"Here I stand,
Willy in hand,
Face to face with the wall.
Everywhere,
People stare,
because my willy is so small.
HEY1 You just pissed on my shoes!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"