Does anyone else fast forward the sex scenes in movies because they are just plain boring and seem to be there just to titillate desperate people?
Also, it fucking annoys me when people look down on me for licking my plate clean, even though that's the best bit, especially when there's gravy involved, and these same people would think nothing of licking their dirty fingers that have probably just recently been scratching dead skin from their arsehole.
My new name to call people I don't like - you dirty arse to finger licker. It just rolls off the tongue.
Also, it fucking annoys me when people look down on me for licking my plate clean, even though that's the best bit, especially when there's gravy involved, and these same people would think nothing of licking their dirty fingers that have probably just recently been scratching dead skin from their arsehole.
My new name to call people I don't like - you dirty arse to finger licker. It just rolls off the tongue.
