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Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers

HeyItsZeus Offline

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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...

July 20, 2011 at 11:01 pm

(July 20, 2011 at 11:00 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 10:54 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote:
Shell Wrote:I'm sorry, Summer. I hope you start to love those penis slingers again sometimes soon.

You make it seem like slinging dicks around is something to be ashamed of...

My intention was to remind her that there is at least one reason to love them.

But we can be loving, kind, gentile... we can help you to make your dreams come true... you just need to find the right guy. Big Grin

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Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 9:29 am

RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 9:48 am

RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by The Grand Nudger - July 21, 2011 at 10:22 am

RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 11:43 am

RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by Minimalist - July 21, 2011 at 11:46 am

RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by Violet - July 21, 2011 at 4:11 pm

RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by Epimethean - July 22, 2011 at 3:05 pm

RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by Violet - July 22, 2011 at 6:05 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Napoléon - July 20, 2011 at 9:40 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Violet - July 20, 2011 at 10:49 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 12:30 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 2:16 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by DeistPaladin - July 20, 2011 at 2:34 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Napoléon - July 20, 2011 at 3:06 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by thesummerqueen - July 20, 2011 at 3:08 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by DeistPaladin - July 20, 2011 at 3:59 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by thesummerqueen - July 20, 2011 at 4:22 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by padraic - July 20, 2011 at 7:26 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Autumnlicious - July 20, 2011 at 7:49 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 7:52 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Minimalist - July 20, 2011 at 7:58 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by BloodyHeretic - July 20, 2011 at 8:02 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Violet - July 20, 2011 at 8:23 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 10:14 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by thesummerqueen - July 20, 2011 at 10:52 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 10:52 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 10:53 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 10:54 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:00 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:01 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by thesummerqueen - July 20, 2011 at 11:01 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:04 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:06 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:07 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:08 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:12 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Minimalist - July 20, 2011 at 11:14 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:15 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by downbeatplumb - July 22, 2011 at 2:41 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 22, 2011 at 2:43 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Violet - July 22, 2011 at 2:45 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by downbeatplumb - July 22, 2011 at 2:47 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:19 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:22 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:33 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:35 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:38 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:40 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:44 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by thesummerqueen - July 20, 2011 at 11:44 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:45 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:47 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:48 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:49 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:51 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:55 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:58 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by The Grand Nudger - July 20, 2011 at 11:58 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 12:01 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 21, 2011 at 12:09 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 12:14 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 21, 2011 at 12:16 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 12:18 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 21, 2011 at 12:22 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 12:25 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 21, 2011 at 12:28 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by DeistPaladin - July 21, 2011 at 8:23 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 12:29 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 21, 2011 at 12:33 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 12:34 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Violet - July 21, 2011 at 1:32 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 21, 2011 at 2:05 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Violet - July 21, 2011 at 2:22 am

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