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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:44 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 11:40 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: Ha! Sleeping is for the weak! Strong people drink lots of Red Bull... and take a few aspirin too. Thumb up

Red Bull is also for people with properly functioning hearts. Heart Aspirin is a toss up. I can't take it, but people with other heart problems can. I rely solely on my awesomeness to get me through.

It's enough awesome to get you through the rest of your life. Wink
(July 20, 2011 at 11:44 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I feel too sick for ice cream. I just want don't think it's too much to ask for someone to give two shits about me and not expect me to "change" for them. I shouldn't have to worry I'm going to always fail. Always trampling on someone's ego or beliefs.

You don't need to change for anyone! There are guys out there that will find you perfect!
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:45 pm

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