(June 5, 2017 at 1:21 am)vorlon13 Wrote: There were 2 stories.
One, My Penis, where a girl woke up one morning with a penis and her 'adventures' with it. She had sex with a girlfriend since she had a penis it was no longer 'gay' for her to do so, and she was plagued with inconvenient erections all day. She eventually forced her boyfriend to give her a blow job which apparently was much fun for her, but not so much for him as he then beat up his aunt and wound up in reform school.
The other, My Vagina, was about a teenage boy who woke up one morning with his penis absent and a vagina in it's place. He had problems with his immediate menstruation, incredible and intense urge to masturbate all day, and eventual rape by several of his buddies resulting in an unwanted pregnancy he had to have aborted.
I realize all that sounds terribly un-PC, but both stories were incredibly funny.
That's it!
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