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looking at toilet paper after wiping

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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 5, 2017 at 10:26 am
and you thought you had a tough time in high school
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 5, 2017 at 10:50 am
(June 5, 2017 at 1:21 am)vorlon13 Wrote: There were 2 stories.

One, My Penis, where a girl woke up one morning with a penis and her 'adventures' with it.  She had sex with a girlfriend since she had a penis it was no longer 'gay' for her to do so, and she was plagued with inconvenient erections all day. She eventually forced her boyfriend to give her a blow job which apparently was much fun for her, but not so much for him as he then beat up his aunt and wound up in reform school.

The other, My Vagina, was about a teenage boy who woke up one morning with his penis absent and a vagina in it's place.  He had problems with his immediate menstruation, incredible and intense urge to masturbate all day, and eventual rape by several of his buddies resulting in an unwanted pregnancy he had to have aborted.


I realize all that sounds terribly un-PC, but both stories were incredibly funny.

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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 5, 2017 at 11:28 am
http://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyPenis.htm


http://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyVagina.htm
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 5, 2017 at 12:04 pm
(June 5, 2017 at 5:22 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, serious question. You know those countries which don't culturally use TP. What do they do? Look at their hand? ... Dunno

I thought that was why they carried bag's of hamsters.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 5, 2017 at 1:00 pm (This post was last modified: June 5, 2017 at 1:01 pm by Whateverist.)
Teared up from laughing so hard. From the "My Vagina" story:

"Now I know why there are couches in girls' bathrooms. You need them to lay down on to get the Kotex in your vagina and the Tampax in your butt. A Kotex, you know, is about as big as half a box of Kleenex, and it doesn't slide too well. But anyway, after shoving for about ten minutes I got most of it up there. Getting the Tampax in my ass was a little easier but it hurt more."
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 5, 2017 at 1:37 pm
What?

you've been there/done that ?
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