(June 4, 2017 at 8:14 pm)Cyberman Wrote:(June 4, 2017 at 12:43 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Also...stop frantically searching the Internet for extraneous bullshit to be disgusted/outraged about.
That should help.
He reminds me of a neighbour who complained about all the animal porn he kept getting through the door. When I said I never had that problem, he told me it's because I don't subscribe.
Puts me in mind of the lovely old granny who called the peelers to report a pervert in her neighbourhood. When the cops arrived, the old lady let them in and said, 'I want you to do something about that man across the road.' She pointed to the house in question. 'He's always exercising in the nude - with the drapes open!'
The constables looked at the house for a few minutes and the sergeant said, 'I don't think we can help you, ma'am - we don't see anything amiss.'
'Ha!' said the old dear. 'You take these opera glasses, stand on this chair, and THEN look!!'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax