Mabel and Henry were sitting at home that evening; she was doing her knitting and he was watching a fishing show on TV. After a few minutes, he flicked the channel onto a porn movie, then a couple of minutes later flicked back to the fishing.
He kept this up for a while, switching back and forth between the porn and the fishing.
Finally Mabel had had enough. "Land sakes, Henry," she snapped. "Leave the porn film on. You already know how to fish!"
He kept this up for a while, switching back and forth between the porn and the fishing.
Finally Mabel had had enough. "Land sakes, Henry," she snapped. "Leave the porn film on. You already know how to fish!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
