RE: Happy Father's Day!
June 18, 2017 at 9:36 pm
(This post was last modified: June 18, 2017 at 9:37 pm by vorlon13.)
Jesus, one of my cousins has a kid by each of 3 guys. And the one shacking up with her now isn't the father of any of 'em.
IANMTU, I'm pretty sure the father of her first kid has at least one kid with at least 3 other women too.
You know, we have DNA tests of an accuracy never before achievable in any prior matter subject to litigation/regulation. Maybe it's time to start putting some legal constraints on breeding. This is getting out of hand.
Let's start with a rule to be codified:
Ok, you poon hounding men, you can fuck all the pussy you want, but we will make a fucking example of you if you impregnate any woman other than the one you are registered too.
And women, same thing. Fuck every guy in your town, I do not care, but you have to pick one, and only one, to impregnate you as many times as you want.
Seems like a fair amount of restraint to me, and it's really not going to crimp anyone's fun. And since it is so fair and reasonable, and can be enforced via DNA testing to a superlative degree never seen before in law enforcement, lets start off with EXTREMELY severe penalties for not following this law.
I predict, with no fear results will ever contradict me if this is adopted, after an initial and very brief learning curve involving an amazingly small number of 'examples', there will be virtually a zero incidence of violations of this.
And the incentive to comply? Severe electric shocks to the genitals while being actually crucified and slowly immolated.
I bet around 10 the first year, and maybe one or two a year after that, and we'll have 99.99999% compliance.
IANMTU, I'm pretty sure the father of her first kid has at least one kid with at least 3 other women too.
You know, we have DNA tests of an accuracy never before achievable in any prior matter subject to litigation/regulation. Maybe it's time to start putting some legal constraints on breeding. This is getting out of hand.
Let's start with a rule to be codified:
Ok, you poon hounding men, you can fuck all the pussy you want, but we will make a fucking example of you if you impregnate any woman other than the one you are registered too.
And women, same thing. Fuck every guy in your town, I do not care, but you have to pick one, and only one, to impregnate you as many times as you want.
Seems like a fair amount of restraint to me, and it's really not going to crimp anyone's fun. And since it is so fair and reasonable, and can be enforced via DNA testing to a superlative degree never seen before in law enforcement, lets start off with EXTREMELY severe penalties for not following this law.
I predict, with no fear results will ever contradict me if this is adopted, after an initial and very brief learning curve involving an amazingly small number of 'examples', there will be virtually a zero incidence of violations of this.
And the incentive to comply? Severe electric shocks to the genitals while being actually crucified and slowly immolated.
I bet around 10 the first year, and maybe one or two a year after that, and we'll have 99.99999% compliance.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
