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Another attempted demon removal in the news

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Another attempted demon removal in the news
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 19, 2017 at 1:08 am
(June 19, 2017 at 12:39 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(June 19, 2017 at 12:31 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: FFS people!

You remove demons with a chainsaw!

Prayers don't work!

You have to get in there with a spinning blade and cut the demon out.

Or, in the real world: Demons don't fucking exist!

They exist; but they can't hurt us.
But they can keep whispering all wrongs into our heads, promise and promise, but their promises are all false.

Satan is their leader. And he hates humans to the max,he just wants to drag us to hell with him. The first step is to make us rebel against God. Demons don't scare; they just invite to hell.

So how do you know I'm not a demon?
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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Another attempted demon removal in the news

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Another attempted demon removal in the news - by Foxaèr - June 19, 2017 at 12:02 am
RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news - by Jesster - June 19, 2017 at 1:08 am

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