A rich oil Sheikh was worried. His son's ninth birthday was coming up and he didn't know what to get him.
Finally, a few days before the big event he said to his son, "Son. I worry because your birthday nears and I do not know what to get you. You have cars, a plane, a yacht, a palace of your own, and servants to see to your every need. So tell me, what is it that you want with all your heart?"
"Father," said the son, "What I have always wanted, the one thing that my heart truly desires, is a Mickey Mouse outfit!"
SO the next day his father went out and bought him the US Government! (It IS for sale, right?)
Finally, a few days before the big event he said to his son, "Son. I worry because your birthday nears and I do not know what to get you. You have cars, a plane, a yacht, a palace of your own, and servants to see to your every need. So tell me, what is it that you want with all your heart?"
"Father," said the son, "What I have always wanted, the one thing that my heart truly desires, is a Mickey Mouse outfit!"
SO the next day his father went out and bought him the US Government! (It IS for sale, right?)
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"