RE: Man gets arrested for offending random woman by asking "Are you a mom?"
June 22, 2017 at 6:52 pm
(This post was last modified: June 22, 2017 at 7:48 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Probable cause isn't -effectively- required for a full search, due to the availability of parallel construction.
"I pulled him over for a tail-light..and my spidey sense told me he had a kilo of coke deftly inserted into his wheel well, so we chopped his car to shit. Never did find that coke, the clever bastard - but we did find $100 in his wallet, which we confiscated and is now being held under suspicion of being drug money. Somehow, during our search, he must have repaired the tail-light."
ps- I think I'd have made a great Fucking Cop. I bet I could single-handedly keep min busy for the rest of his life.
"I pulled him over for a tail-light..and my spidey sense told me he had a kilo of coke deftly inserted into his wheel well, so we chopped his car to shit. Never did find that coke, the clever bastard - but we did find $100 in his wallet, which we confiscated and is now being held under suspicion of being drug money. Somehow, during our search, he must have repaired the tail-light."
ps- I think I'd have made a great Fucking Cop. I bet I could single-handedly keep min busy for the rest of his life.
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