I just want to welcome the new guy aboard, wish him/her well, and finally remind everyone that this area is purely for introductions (of a strictly polite nature). Please save the heavy stuff for other threads, yeah?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'