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Theist here with some queeries
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Theist here with some queeries
I am a Roman Catholic. I was schooled in a Roman Catholic school. Grew up in a Roman Catholic household and will die a Roman Catholic. Anyway, more to the point, I have two burning questions which Atheists seem to shy away from, namely:

1. If humans evolved from monkeys, then how come monkeys still exist?
2. If the big bang was what originated the universe, then what originated the big bang?
3. If dinosaurs existed, then how come Darwin and his henchmen had to fake so many supposed fossil findings?
4. If the Earth revolves around the Sun, then how come the shape of the Sun suggests otherwise?
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
Right..because a Christian would willingly relate to Ted bundy.

Poe and possible troll.
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
Either you are a troll or you are incredibly stupid. In fact you have to be a troll because if you were that stupid you wouldn't know how to type on a keyboard.

Either stop trolling or you will be banned, and I'm just in the mood to do it you cretinous moron.
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
Not only that, but those are some of the most ignorant questions that could easily be answered with some searching. I find this post and user highly suspicious.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
Quote:Either you are a troll or you are incredibly stupid.

I'll put $5 on "stupid."
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
I'll put 10$ on both, a stupid troll.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
(October 9, 2011 at 6:59 pm)Ted Bundy Wrote: I am a Roman Catholic. I was schooled in a Roman Catholic school. Grew up in a Roman Catholic household and will die a Roman Catholic. Anyway, more to the point, I have two burning questions which Atheists seem to shy away from, namely:

1. If humans evolved from monkeys, then how come monkeys still exist?
2. If the big bang was what originated the universe, then what originated the big bang?
3. If dinosaurs existed, then how come Darwin and his henchmen had to fake so many supposed fossil findings?
4. If the Earth revolves around the Sun, then how come the shape of the Sun suggests otherwise?

Look..I like a fellow POE. I act like a fundy christian on occasion.

..but trust me when I say this that the moderators on this site will ban you quick unless you fess up and tell the truth. If you are just fucking around, then spill the beans.
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
1. Humans did not evolve from monkeys. Humans and monkeys evolved from a common ancestor.

2. The term Big Bang was coined as a derogotary term by astronomer Fred Hoyle, champion of the Steady State theory, as a way of belittling the new model. As for what originated it, the truthful and honest answer is: we don't know - yet. However, physicists have some idea of the kind of thing it should be and the characteristics it ought to exhibit, so the possibility is there for some day learning the answer. It doesn't help that the laws of physics break down and become less predictable under extreme conditions such as those at the birth of the Universe.

3. Dinosaurs did indeed exist, Darwin had no henchmen and the few fake fossils that have existed were later exposed as hoaxes by scientists. Incidentally, the Theory of Evolution works even without fossils.

4. I have no idea what you mean. Here's a counter-question for you: if the Earth doesn't revolve around the Sun, then why do the outer planets sometimes move backwards in the sky?

That's four of your two burning questions; if you need help with basic arithmetic, this may help you.


The first thing I thought of when I saw this was "this guy's a poe", but just on the remote offchance he isn't, and for any passing stranger with similar "queeries", I answered anyway.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
This poster is trying to Poe-n us.
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
Oh my God (<< haha) Ted is that you?!

Did God send you back to earth from hell to try to teach us atheists a lesson? Diablo

Wait nvm, just another troll.

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