I'm a pantyist. I worship at the temple of the divine garden of the lady, with its sheer lacy veil that leaves much to be desired. In the name of the tanga, the thong and the holey gusset.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'