RE: If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?
July 25, 2017 at 2:14 pm
(July 25, 2017 at 1:16 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Defo telekinesis, it's like a multipack of superpowers.
- I can move shit with my mind
- Flying? Just move myself and create a barrier around myself so I don't get hit with debris or birds
- Super strength? Telekinetic-embued arms fam. Tear that shit apart with brains and brawn
- Super speed? Same as telekinetic flying, just faster.
- Flame powers? Telekinetically make the hydrogen in the air around us combust
- Mind control? Control the individual brain signals. Telekinetically.
- Command over sea life? Telekinetically throw whales at motherfuckers, close enough
- Time travel? TELEKINETICALLY REVERSE THE ENTROPHY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE M8
If you could do it at like a microscopic sub-atomic level, then theoretically there's nothing you can't do. Heal yourself and others, shapeshift, never age etc
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"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie