If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?

[Iroscato]

Defo telekinesis, it's like a multipack of superpowers.

- I can move shit with my mind
- Flying? Just move myself and create a barrier around myself so I don't get hit with debris or birds
- Super strength? Telekinetic-embued arms fam. Tear that shit apart with brains and brawn
- Super speed? Same as telekinetic flying, just faster.
- Flame powers? Telekinetically make the hydrogen in the air around us combust
- Mind control? Control the individual brain signals. Telekinetically.
- Command over sea life? Telekinetically throw whales at motherfuckers, close enough
- Time travel? TELEKINETICALLY REVERSE THE ENTROPHY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE M8

If you could do it at like a microscopic sub-atomic level, then theoretically there's nothing you can't do. Heal yourself and others, shapeshift, never age etc

Pretty much. All of my trains of thought always come back to "how will this help me to become God?" Had some toast this morning for brekky and it set me off thinking about how I could perform a hostile takeover of the world's bread industry, giving me a springboard for global domination.