Women as priests

[Brian37]

Yea, who are the advertisers fooling with the blue die when selling pads or tampons? I get that women need them, but it isn't blue. Who are they marketing to? Smurfs?

The lavender turds in the Miralax commercials leaves me rolling on the floor in laughter every time.

The same can be said for Erectile Dysfunction adds. They sanitize the language imagery in that too.

Just like I don't want to hear, "even on those heavy days". I don't want a mouth full of food watching a commercial about some guy not being able to jizz all over his other's chest. 

But even with toilet tissue. There is one out now some brand, and in it some grade schoolers say a variety of stuff to demonstrate how the toilet paper cleans you.

One boy says, "As clean as a fluffy white kitten".

Then a girl says, "As clean as a shimmering Mermaid".


And all I can think is, HOW FUCKING BRILLIANT these adds are for all these products. You have your literal "Red, White, and Brown" being sold as if someone were walking into a Baskin Robbins ordering ice cream.


Life is messy, human biology is messy, but it still amazes me how all these products get sold.