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Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
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Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
Seen in The Times:
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/catho...f364ae622e

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Satan may now be driven out by English incantations, rather than only Latin, after the US Conference of Catholic Bishops made available a translation of the church’s exorcism rituals.
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Because demons have now learned English.
Before, they only knew Latin, clearly!

Does that mean that Harry Potter can now make incantations in English, too?
Instead of Lumos, it can now be Lightos!
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
The host of hell got ahold of rosetta stone at some point in the last 2k years.
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
This is a good thing. UK demons should get more exorcise. The obesity rate for spiritual entities has been overlooked for far too long.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
Call me old fashioned, but I think if priests are going to kick up a fuss to drive out demons it’s not too much to hope they’d make the effort to learn Latin. Otherwise, what’s the point? If inelegant American English is now good enough, the family of the poor bastard might as well just drag him to the nearest Evangelical whack job.
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
(November 2, 2017 at 7:40 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote: Call me old fashioned, but I think if priests are going to kick up a fuss to drive out demons it’s not too much to hope they’d make the effort to learn Latin. Otherwise, what’s the point?  If inelegant American English is now good enough, the family of the poor bastard might as well just drag him to the nearest Evangelical whack job.

Considering how "american English" speakers have butchered the Latin pronunciation, I'd say it's for the best!


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#6
RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
Well, body Thetans understand English . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
If they really wanted to get with the times, they should have proposed doing their little incantations in txtspk or cat memes.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
Deaf demons everywhere sigh in relief.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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Hey if English was good enough for Jesus...
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#10
RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
17th century English, at that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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