Evidence to Convict?

[Astonished]

Wow, I did not think you could be any more goddamn fucking retarded than I already believed, but fuck, man, you managed to go above and beyond.

Of course their testimony isn't worth shit without any real evidence. They could all have a motive to frame you, and let's face it, you're such an asshole that's not even remotely a stretch to believe. There could be a gas leak and they all hallucinated. A blinding flash in the window could have made them unable clearly see what happened and they may have mis-identified who hit who based on who was standing where at whatever time. Some would succumb to groupthink and support what someone else who appears persuasive, or someone they know and would side with just because of that. Some of them could be mentally ill and not really have a firm grasp on reality or be able to effectively communicate even if they did. Some of them might just be so afraid of being suspect themselves, they would probably shift the blame to anyone they could; you should know, fear is a big motivator for someone to behave irrationally and believe ridiculous things. They could all have not seen it, backs turned, or just spacing out when it happens, and just believe Tiz when he blamed you since it's unlikely, perhaps even impossible, for someone to manage to effectively smash a chair over their own head; the forearm simply does not have the requisite strength to do so at that angle.

For fuck's sake, seriously, I'm not even done with all the reasons why testimony is absolutely the worst, most insufficient means of verifying ANYTHING, and your dipshit-ass hypothetical actually has no evidence besides that whatsoever? No fingerprints on the parts of the chair one would need to grasp to hit someone over the head rather than simply sit and push it forward? No blood splatter on yourself or splinters on your clothing or hands? No change in heart rate or blood pressure in you, especially if given a polygraph test (and everyone else, to be fair)? Get fucking real, asshat. This is the most inane thread you could have posted, what the fuck kind of response did you expect, that you might actually NOT be wrong? Fuck off.