RE: More Bad News For Creatards
August 9, 2017 at 5:31 pm
(This post was last modified: August 9, 2017 at 5:32 pm by Brian37.)
(August 9, 2017 at 5:20 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(August 9, 2017 at 5:09 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Whatever PC term you want to call yourself fine, as long as you realize it is every atheist's duty to eat babies and barbecue kittens. You can continue dinner now, I will not send you to your room. But don't fuck with my ABBA records after you eat. I've been watch you, I know you've been rearranging them when I'm not looking. You'd rearrange Hellen Keller's furniture if you had the chance.
I barbeque puppies, not kittens.
Records? Is that what those are?
I'm not used to such antiquated "technology".
Ok, this is the last fucking time I take you out to the Pet Smart/Jimmy Johns combo eatery. How many fucking times have I told you we DONT have the budget for puppies! If I buy you a kitten you fucking eat it and quit your bitching. YOU ARE NEVER SATISFIED YOU FUCKING INGRATE!
And don't play dumb with me. You know damned well records are those vinyl disks old people put on spinny thingies with metal arms that land on them and produce sound when they rotate. You are working my last nerve here, don't push me.
Oh any another thing, DONT YOU DARE go near ducklings, bad enough you drain my wallet with the puppies, we cant afford for you to strangle ducklings!