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So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
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So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
2 guys walked into a bar. The 3rd guy ducked.

What's as big as an elephant and weighs nothing?
Its shadow.

How many sides does a circle have?
2. Inside and outside.

What has 4 legs and flies?
A picnic table.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to a chicken. - Stephen King
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I was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world is mad.

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Trump 2017: We're all nihilists now.
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Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Sanity adjacent.


Angel





IMGUR 
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Oh shit, I just realized I posted this in the wrong thread. Fuck. I thought it just said "general", not "general science."

My bad.
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Saw a fry cook at a local burger joint wearing a paper hat that had "Lord of the Fries" on it.
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I was thinking about starting a nudist camp with cloths required.

I was thinking about starting an atheist restaurant. Nothing will be on the menu.
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(January 22, 2020 at 8:17 am)Brian37 Wrote: I was thinking about starting a nudist camp with cloths required.

I was thinking about starting an atheist restaurant. Nothing will be on the menu.

Count on you to pull a thread back to center. Hehe
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I am so sick of the judge getting angry at me every time I see her in court.

The sign says "P", so what am I doing wrong?
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(January 22, 2020 at 8:26 am)Brian37 Wrote: The sign says "P", so what am I doing wrong?
You're not Russian.
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