There was an international conference of the CEOs of beer companies held in Ireland.
During his speech, the CEO of Budweiser opened a bud light and drank it.
During his speech, the CEO of Coors opened up a coors light and drank that.
During his speech, the CEO of Heineken cracked open a Heineken light and drank that.
After this, the CEO of Guinness gave his speech, opening up a can of Coca Cola and drinking that.
This drew astonished gasps from the other gathered beer company CEOs, who asked for an explanation.
The Guinness CEO said, "Well, if you fellas aren't going to drink beer during your speeches, then neither will I."
During his speech, the CEO of Budweiser opened a bud light and drank it.
During his speech, the CEO of Coors opened up a coors light and drank that.
During his speech, the CEO of Heineken cracked open a Heineken light and drank that.
After this, the CEO of Guinness gave his speech, opening up a can of Coca Cola and drinking that.
This drew astonished gasps from the other gathered beer company CEOs, who asked for an explanation.
The Guinness CEO said, "Well, if you fellas aren't going to drink beer during your speeches, then neither will I."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"