A man goes into a hotel to book a room.
Once all the details have been settled he says, "I would like the porn in my room to be disabled."
The girl booking his room looks at him in shock and replies, "We only have regular porn, you sick bastard!"
Once all the details have been settled he says, "I would like the porn in my room to be disabled."
The girl booking his room looks at him in shock and replies, "We only have regular porn, you sick bastard!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"