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The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 15, 2017 at 3:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(August 15, 2017 at 3:14 pm)Astonished Wrote: I was listening to NPR and heard them saying that Columbus used the Europeans' eclipse prediction method to trick the natives in the new world into continuing to feed and serve him until reinforcements from Europe arrived, threatening that he would make the sun vanish, and then went where no one could see him when the eclipse hit. The natives then did everything he asked. So on the occasion when an old-timey shaman or mystic managed to get something right, that's all they needed to trick entire civilizations into buying their shit.

Which island was that? Columbus never set foot on North or South America, IIRC.

Dunno, I was grocery shopping at the time and the radio signal kind of went in and out as I was walking through the aisles but I caught the LOLs-worthy part of it.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.



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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Astonished - August 15, 2017 at 3:28 pm

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