The theory of evolution HOAX

[Whateverist]

Ok, I disagree with you about creationism pabsta, but I don't think you're a poe anymore.

My theory personally is that at some point between apes and the human form as it is now (very very close but not quite), God granted "human souls" to one male and one female (Adam and Eve), in the form of intelligence to recognize morality.

I guess scientifically you could explain that as the first neuron/brain connection, or whatever it would be, which made the difference between an innocent animal and a human who is able to understand right from wrong, thus attaining moral free will.

And I think that is an allegory for explaining the change from simple mammalian thinking to self aware sentient thinking.

I know you and the Catholic church make use of allegorical interpretations.  How do you decide when to go literal and when not?  It does seem that the trend over the history of the Catholic church is toward ever more allegorical interpretation, doesn't it?