The theory of evolution HOAX

[The Valkyrie]

Okay, after reading through some of the proofs against evolution I am actually becoming convinced.

First there is the overwhelming number of unqualified people who utterly deny that evolution couldn't have happened. There's no way such a diverse group could disagree with it without there being some merit to their arguments. It's not as if they have an agenda, right?

Then there's their arguments. Carbon dating is inaccurate. Well, that's true, it is. And we don't have other reliable dating methods, right?

And who can argue with complexity, or the human footprints found alongside dinosaur tracks. This points to me that humans did indeed live alongside dinosaurs around six thousand years ago. This proves that The Flintstones is a documentary series, based on real events.

And finally, the ultimate source: the Bible. The inerrant word of God! How could such a well written, stable, unchanging document that covers historical events be wrong??

We atheists HAVE to stop DISMISSING things just because they're OUTSIDE our comfort zones!!

WE NEED to START THINKING OUTSIDE the BOXES we've been RAISED WITH!!!

WE HAVE TO ACCEPT THE TRUTH (Capital T)!!!!!



I've also decided that I'm going to let Bob the Plumber do all my surgeries from now on!