Two women, good friends, are watching a romantic movie one night.
Suddenly, one leans close and kisses the other's neck.
Shocked, the friend leans back and says, "Ashley, you know I'm straight!"
Ashley leans close and whispers, "So is spaghetti, until it gets wet!"
Suddenly, one leans close and kisses the other's neck.
Shocked, the friend leans back and says, "Ashley, you know I'm straight!"
Ashley leans close and whispers, "So is spaghetti, until it gets wet!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"