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The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 16, 2017 at 6:08 am)chimp3 Wrote: I am going to be viewing the eclipse 30 miles from the spot with the longest period of totality. Located in the Bible Belt in a dry county without bars,Synagogues, or Mosques. I have my NASA approved glasses. I will be ignoring all the fundies and having a spectacular day anyway.

Maybe they’re hoping for a three hour eclipse as per Matthew 27:45. Once the zombies start rampaging they'll wish they had bars.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.



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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Succubus - August 16, 2017 at 6:44 am

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