The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!

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The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!

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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!

August 16, 2017 at 6:49 am

(August 16, 2017 at 6:44 am)Succubus Wrote:
(August 16, 2017 at 6:08 am)chimp3 Wrote: I am going to be viewing the eclipse 30 miles from the spot with the longest period of totality. Located in the Bible Belt in a dry county without bars,Synagogues, or Mosques. I have my NASA approved glasses. I will be ignoring all the fundies and having a spectacular day anyway.

Maybe they’re hoping for a three hour eclipse as per Matthew 27:45. Once the zombies start rampaging they'll wish they had bars.

Three hours? If the period of totality exceeds three minutes I am going to sacrifice something.

God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!

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The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by drfuzzy - August 15, 2017 at 9:39 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 15, 2017 at 9:42 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Chad32 - August 15, 2017 at 10:13 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 15, 2017 at 10:27 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Jackalope - August 15, 2017 at 3:09 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by rado84 - August 22, 2017 at 9:52 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by vorlon13 - August 15, 2017 at 10:38 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Rev. Rye - August 15, 2017 at 11:18 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Chad32 - August 15, 2017 at 11:33 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by vorlon13 - August 15, 2017 at 1:54 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Secular Elf - August 22, 2017 at 4:45 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Astonished - August 22, 2017 at 5:23 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Secular Elf - August 31, 2017 at 1:46 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Astonished - August 31, 2017 at 10:47 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 1, 2017 at 6:47 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by brewer - August 15, 2017 at 12:16 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Succubus - August 15, 2017 at 2:09 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 15, 2017 at 3:05 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by KevinM1 - August 16, 2017 at 2:23 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Cyberman - August 16, 2017 at 10:27 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 16, 2017 at 3:23 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 16, 2017 at 3:42 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Nay_Sayer - August 16, 2017 at 4:33 pm

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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 17, 2017 at 3:20 pm

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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Harry Nevis - August 21, 2017 at 8:43 am

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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 23, 2017 at 6:33 am

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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by drfuzzy - August 23, 2017 at 11:51 am

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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by drfuzzy - August 24, 2017 at 11:59 am

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