If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?

[vorlon13]

Here's a conundrum:

If your house catches fire, do you release the hostages in your basement, knowing they'll run to the authorities, or do you let them perish knowing the fire investigators will find their bodies eventually anyway?





This is, of course, a trick question.  You don't keep hostages at your house at all.

They've been here long enough for Stockholm Syndrome to have totally bent them to my will.