Have you seen that bath gel stuff with glitter in? Who the fuck thought that was a good idea? You know how hard that stuff is to get off your fingers. There's plenty of crevices and creases you don't want to be picking glitter particles from.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
