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A Third Party Candidate?

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A Third Party Candidate?
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A Third Party Candidate?
June 5, 2016 at 9:37 am (This post was last modified: June 5, 2016 at 9:38 am by SteelCurtain.)
Why didn't you tell us sooner!?!

http://runt-of-the-web.com/cthulhu-for-president

Thanks for dispatching O'Reilly, too.
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RE: A Third Party Candidate?
June 5, 2016 at 9:58 am
Having Cthulhu as a third party candidate is a good idea - he will mostly draw voters from Trump and thus split the insane vote.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: A Third Party Candidate?
June 5, 2016 at 10:28 am (This post was last modified: June 5, 2016 at 10:28 am by Whateverist.)
It also becomes an alternative for those who think the fear and revulsion which they feel toward Trump does not justify voting for someone they think is not a very nice person.
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RE: A Third Party Candidate?
June 5, 2016 at 10:31 am
OK, who is the butt head that woke him up?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: A Third Party Candidate?
June 5, 2016 at 10:34 am
No, no. I just woke up naturally. Wait you meant Chthulluuuh?
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RE: A Third Party Candidate?
June 5, 2016 at 10:38 am
I never knew CD is going for president.
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RE: A Third Party Candidate?
June 5, 2016 at 1:26 pm
Better than Drumpf.
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RE: A Third Party Candidate?
June 5, 2016 at 1:58 pm
(June 5, 2016 at 10:38 am)LastPoet Wrote: I never knew CD is going for president.

It's his doppelganger.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: A Third Party Candidate?
June 5, 2016 at 3:06 pm
If Cthulhu is going to stand half a chance, he'd better produce a birth certificate.

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RE: A Third Party Candidate?
June 5, 2016 at 3:29 pm
(June 5, 2016 at 3:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If Cthulhu is going to stand half a chance, he'd better produce a birth certificate.

Boru

From where? Where did Cthulhu came from?
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