RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
August 18, 2017 at 1:11 pm
(This post was last modified: August 18, 2017 at 1:13 pm by Cyberman.)
(August 18, 2017 at 1:00 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Well, Adam and Eve did eat of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, but they weren't there when He poofed the whole shooting match into existence, the humans were the last thing He thought of.
Actually, it's worse than that. When "he" put Adam together, this wise, all-knowing god with a plan for the Universe presumably made him complete with functioning genitalia - before inventing a place to stick it. In fact "he" demonstrates a total lack of knowledge of how humans and other animals reproduce, since "he" parades a load of them in front of incel Adam for him to choose one. It's only after Adam doesn't fancy any of them (clearly he would never survive Birmingham on a Saturday night) that the infinite creator of everything thinks it might be a good idea to make a matching set - not from the raw clay, but from spare parts.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
