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The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
Yeah, that's horrible. Personally I prefer the time the fire 'n' brimstone preacher in Ohio was giving his sermon with a thunderstorm raging outside, and he answered the thunder by asking what else "God" wanted to say. Then the church was hit by lightning and burned to the ground.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'



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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Cyberman - August 22, 2017 at 5:07 pm

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