The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!

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The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!

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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!

August 22, 2017 at 5:23 pm

(August 22, 2017 at 4:45 pm)Secular Elf Wrote: I will amen that! Can I hear another amen and a goddamn my brothers and sisters?! Or a simple fucking A will do.

I prefer Sam Singleton's "Can I get a god damn?" over that phrase.

Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.

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The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by drfuzzy - August 15, 2017 at 9:39 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 15, 2017 at 9:42 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Chad32 - August 15, 2017 at 10:13 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 15, 2017 at 10:27 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Jackalope - August 15, 2017 at 3:09 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by rado84 - August 22, 2017 at 9:52 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by vorlon13 - August 15, 2017 at 10:38 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Rev. Rye - August 15, 2017 at 11:18 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Chad32 - August 15, 2017 at 11:33 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by vorlon13 - August 15, 2017 at 1:54 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Secular Elf - August 22, 2017 at 4:45 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Astonished - August 22, 2017 at 5:23 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Secular Elf - August 31, 2017 at 1:46 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Astonished - August 31, 2017 at 10:47 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 1, 2017 at 6:47 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by brewer - August 15, 2017 at 12:16 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Succubus - August 15, 2017 at 2:09 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 15, 2017 at 3:05 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by KevinM1 - August 16, 2017 at 2:23 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Cyberman - August 16, 2017 at 10:27 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 16, 2017 at 3:23 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 16, 2017 at 3:42 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Nay_Sayer - August 16, 2017 at 4:33 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Cyberman - August 16, 2017 at 5:41 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 17, 2017 at 3:20 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by drfuzzy - August 17, 2017 at 4:39 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 18, 2017 at 2:56 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Harry Nevis - August 18, 2017 at 2:59 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 18, 2017 at 3:03 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Harry Nevis - August 18, 2017 at 3:07 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 19, 2017 at 1:34 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Nay_Sayer - August 19, 2017 at 1:22 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 22, 2017 at 11:02 pm

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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 24, 2017 at 12:22 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 24, 2017 at 7:29 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 24, 2017 at 4:21 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2017 at 5:14 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by athuesextreme - January 4, 2018 at 6:45 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by brewer - January 4, 2018 at 11:00 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Ravenshire - August 24, 2017 at 11:33 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2017 at 10:48 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 24, 2017 at 10:52 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2017 at 11:42 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 24, 2017 at 12:18 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2017 at 12:28 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Harry Nevis - August 21, 2017 at 8:43 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 22, 2017 at 10:25 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 23, 2017 at 6:33 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Harry Nevis - August 23, 2017 at 8:17 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by drfuzzy - August 23, 2017 at 11:51 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 23, 2017 at 5:03 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 23, 2017 at 6:01 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by drfuzzy - August 24, 2017 at 11:59 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 24, 2017 at 5:32 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2017 at 11:02 pm

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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Little lunch - August 25, 2017 at 11:19 am

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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Nay_Sayer - August 26, 2017 at 12:50 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 29, 2017 at 11:53 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Harry Nevis - August 30, 2017 at 8:41 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by drfuzzy - August 30, 2017 at 12:21 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Harry Nevis - August 25, 2017 at 8:10 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by drfuzzy - August 25, 2017 at 11:08 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 25, 2017 at 9:41 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by drfuzzy - August 26, 2017 at 1:42 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Harry Nevis - August 28, 2017 at 10:56 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Nay_Sayer - August 18, 2017 at 10:55 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Cyberman - August 19, 2017 at 6:26 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Nay_Sayer - August 17, 2017 at 9:42 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Ravenshire - August 19, 2017 at 6:22 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Nay_Sayer - August 16, 2017 at 10:41 am

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Astonished - August 15, 2017 at 3:14 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 15, 2017 at 3:19 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Astonished - August 15, 2017 at 3:28 pm

RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 16, 2017 at 8:46 am

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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Godscreated - August 16, 2017 at 1:15 am

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