I'm guessing if Noah's Ark is based on a real flood it was something like this:
Generation 1:
Noah: Back in my day, we had a lot of rain for a long time. So I took all my animals and put them inside to keep them safe.
Generation 2:
Ham: When dad was really old, there was a great big rain! He took all the animals and put them inside to keep it safe.
Generation 3:
Noah's Grandson: When grandpa was like 600 years old, there was a great big rain. So he took all the animals and put them inside to keep them safe.
Noah's Great Grandson: All of the animals? SOmehow I don't believe you dad! No way he could fit them all in his barn!
Noah's Grandson: Well I reckon he kept just two of each.
Generation 4:
Noah's Great Grandson: When my great grandpa was like 600 years old, there was a big rain. So he took two of each animal and kept them safe.
Noah's Great Great Grandson: HEY! if it rained so much, how did he stop the animals from drowning?
Noahs' Great Grandson: Well I guess he had them on some kind of boat.
Generation 5:
Noah's Great Great Grandson: When my great great grandfather Noah was 600 years old GOD FLOODED THE WORLD! He was angry. Wanted to kill everyone. Rained 30 days and 30 nights. Killed all the animals too. But he got my great great grandfather to gather up two of each kind. There were literally hundreds of animals on the ark.
Noah's Great Great Great Grandson: Maybe we should write this story down!
Generation 10:
Noah's Descendant: *insert Noah's Ark story*
Noah's Descendant's son: Uhh... so why are there so many people if God killed everyone? What about the Pyramids in Egypt? There's too many animals to fit two of each kind, and even if he did, how did the animals have anything to eat?
Noah's Descendant: You know there's this new book Abraham showed me that says we should stone disobedient children.
Noah's Descendant's Son: Okay, I believe you!
Noah's Descendant: TOO LATE! *throws stones*
Generation 1:
Noah: Back in my day, we had a lot of rain for a long time. So I took all my animals and put them inside to keep them safe.
Generation 2:
Ham: When dad was really old, there was a great big rain! He took all the animals and put them inside to keep it safe.
Generation 3:
Noah's Grandson: When grandpa was like 600 years old, there was a great big rain. So he took all the animals and put them inside to keep them safe.
Noah's Great Grandson: All of the animals? SOmehow I don't believe you dad! No way he could fit them all in his barn!
Noah's Grandson: Well I reckon he kept just two of each.
Generation 4:
Noah's Great Grandson: When my great grandpa was like 600 years old, there was a big rain. So he took two of each animal and kept them safe.
Noah's Great Great Grandson: HEY! if it rained so much, how did he stop the animals from drowning?
Noahs' Great Grandson: Well I guess he had them on some kind of boat.
Generation 5:
Noah's Great Great Grandson: When my great great grandfather Noah was 600 years old GOD FLOODED THE WORLD! He was angry. Wanted to kill everyone. Rained 30 days and 30 nights. Killed all the animals too. But he got my great great grandfather to gather up two of each kind. There were literally hundreds of animals on the ark.
Noah's Great Great Great Grandson: Maybe we should write this story down!
Generation 10:
Noah's Descendant: *insert Noah's Ark story*
Noah's Descendant's son: Uhh... so why are there so many people if God killed everyone? What about the Pyramids in Egypt? There's too many animals to fit two of each kind, and even if he did, how did the animals have anything to eat?
Noah's Descendant: You know there's this new book Abraham showed me that says we should stone disobedient children.
Noah's Descendant's Son: Okay, I believe you!
Noah's Descendant: TOO LATE! *throws stones*
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
