Borrowing from Billy Connolly.
If you have a female dachshund that's in heat just keep it upstairs.
It will be perfectly safe from males.
Have you ever seen a dachshund run upstairs with a hard on?
If you have a female dachshund that's in heat just keep it upstairs.
It will be perfectly safe from males.
Have you ever seen a dachshund run upstairs with a hard on?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"