(September 7, 2017 at 8:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I frequently feel that way when I'm cleaning up after the dogs.
I always seem to get one who doesn't understand where his asshole is. He walks along the deck of the pool sniffs the rocks on the side and then poops on the deck.
I keep telling him "Fred, you're in the slow class."
Hah! Our dogs are like that. Sniffing all over the place, and when they squat, they're feet away from where they sniffed.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.