(September 10, 2017 at 10:09 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote:(September 10, 2017 at 10:03 pm)Fireball Wrote: And fuckin' love bugs.Scraping that shit off my car, what a pain in the ass.
Holy crap! No mention of mosquitos? They love me. They're gonna take me alive one day.
Pff. I eat enough garlic that they actually fall out of the air when they get close. Now, my wife they consider some sort of delicacy. I just tell her she's succulent, but don't get a real warm response then.

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.