What does it take to maintain a statue? It's not as if they do very much. Maybe someone coming around once a week to wash the shit and graffiti off.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
