Pssh! What's this tardigrade bullshit?
Everyone knows we come from thetans who were kidnapped and transplanted onto the planet known then as Teegeeack (aka Earth) by Xenu after he was overthrown as leader of the Galactic Confederacy. He then threw us into volcanoes that he then dropped nuclear bombs on in an effort to destroy us but we survived, implanted ourselves (our thetan selves) into clams from which we then evolved.
That's how it happened, y'all. Stop fooling yourselves.
Everyone knows we come from thetans who were kidnapped and transplanted onto the planet known then as Teegeeack (aka Earth) by Xenu after he was overthrown as leader of the Galactic Confederacy. He then threw us into volcanoes that he then dropped nuclear bombs on in an effort to destroy us but we survived, implanted ourselves (our thetan selves) into clams from which we then evolved.
That's how it happened, y'all. Stop fooling yourselves.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
