(September 14, 2017 at 8:47 pm)Khemikal Wrote:(September 14, 2017 at 12:44 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: You should do what I do and require them to think about their question before asking it. They should ask themselves if the question they want to ask, is going to cause parental brainhurt in some sort of way. If the answer is yes - they shouldn't ask it.
Hahahaha, fuck that! You have no idea how hilarious it is to watch my kids go on to then sell the lie I provided them to other people. They like to share, you see..particularly what they know about everything as related by daddy.
Lying to my children is the last wholesome and true bit of fun I have.
I try not to ever lie to my children. Somehow I still get the same comical (sometimes embarrassing) effect when my children relate things I have said to them. Kids share too much. I do tell my children often that I'm going to sell them to the Mexican drug lords. That's one of my lie exceptions lmao.