I guess you never thought about it, did you?

[Aegon]

Suppose god is an unintelligent space slug who created the universe accidentally by taking a poop made of enough antimatter to unravel and re-start the universe. What then, Rik? You ever think of that?

An unintelligent space slug can not possibly create a huge and complex universe with intelligent life in it.
(Don't get excited Pinky, I didn't say that you are intelligent )

Have you ever seen a donkey give birth to a human being?
So a slug will give birth to a similar slug not to a human being.    

Failed analogy mate.  

Then why aren't I a god or a demigod? 

(Well my world begins and ends with my consciousness and what I perceive, and I am the one who has primary control over my little universe I live in, so I suppose in that way I am God...of myself. But I still have yet to be able to make monkeys come out of people's butts, so I am not GOD.)

But you see the point. They just really needed to add the "He made us in his image" bit to make us feel oh so special!